What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone

I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.

I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.

When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house.