I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.

When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house.

I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left.

We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//