I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.

Did you hear about the guy who traded his car or a phone? He went from having a Kia to Nokia.

Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!