Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Did you hear about the guy who traded his car or a phone? He went from having a Kia to Nokia.

I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.

When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house.