Night Jokes

A guy approaches a girl at the library.... He asked her, ""Can I sit next to you please?"" The girl replied in a loud voice, ""I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!"" All the students in the library was staring at the boy and slowly moved to a corner with his head low in embarassment. The girl then comes up to the boy and whispers, ""I study psychology, so I know what a guy is thinking. I guess you felt embarassed, right?"" The boy shouts out very loudly, ""$200 FOR AN HOUR??? THAT IS WAY T…

The Library Conversation A guy asked a girl in a library, ""Do you mind if I sit beside you?"" The girl answered with a loud voice, ""I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"" All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him, ""I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"" The guy responded with a loud voice, ""$200 JUST FOR…

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He sees a girl sitting by herself and asks, "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replies with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library start staring at the guy. Being embarrassed, he moves to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy's table and says with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I can tell what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarras…

In the Library... A guy asks a girl sitting alone at the library, "do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loud voice, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" The guy responded with a loud voice, "What??? $200 JUS…

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night... A drunk guy knocks on a door at night and the homeowner is furious and screams: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!!" The drunk says: Would you please help me push? Help me push, please. The homeowner yells at the drunk: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD." The drunk guy now begs: come on man, I really need a push! The homeowner yells: "GET LOST!!" and slams the door. The homeowner now retu…

Psychology and the Law. A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl *"Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"* The girl replied in a loud voice: *"NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"*... All the people in the library started staring at the guy, he was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: *"I study psychology, and I know what a man i…

A Day in the Library A guy is looking for a place to sit in the crowded library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrass…

Psychology vs Law A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy, He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table, and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt…

A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!” All t…

So a guy asked a girl in a library A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MU…

John constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism… No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "It could have been worse." To cure him of this annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely black, so dreadful, that even John could find no hope in it. Approaching him at the club bar one day, one of them said, "John, Did you hear what happened to George? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then turned t…

A guy asked a girl in a university library... ..."Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded with a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THA…

A guy asked a girl in a university library: ""Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: ""NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the guy's table and said: ""I study psychology