Library He Jokes

A guy approaches a girl at the library.... He asked her, ""Can I sit next to you please?"" The girl replied in a loud voice, ""I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!"" All the students in the library was staring at the boy and slowly moved to a corner with his head low in embarassment. The girl then comes up to the boy and whispers, ""I study psychology, so I know what a guy is thinking. I guess you felt embarassed, right?"" The boy shouts out very loudly, ""$200 FOR AN HOUR??? THAT IS WAY T…

A chicken walks into a library He walks up to the librarian and says ""book book"". The librarian checks some books out for him and hands them to the chicken. The chicken walks out with the books only to return 15 minutes later. He goes to the librarian and says "" book book"". The librarian raises an eyebrow but gives him some books anyway. The chicken walks out and comes back again. He comes up and goes ""book book"". The librarian wonders ""why does this chicken need so many books?"" So she g…

A man walks into a library and goes up to the front desk. He says to the librarian, ""Hello, I'll have a Big Mac, Coke, and fries please."" She looks at him confusedly and says, ""Sir, this is a library."" He replies in a whisper, ^^""Oh. ^^Sorry. ^^I'll ^^have ^^a ^^Big ^^Mac, ^^Coke, ^^and ^^fries ^^please.""