Psychology vs Law A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy, He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table, and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The GUY then responded in a loud voice: "Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered to her: "I study law and I know how to screw people."