New Jersey Jokes

Jokes

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?,"For them the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware?","Idaho either but Alaska!

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Alaska

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?,"Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car and guardin' your house.

#New Jersey #Garden Statecause #Money #Driving

How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey? With a New York steak. Edit: I want to say this is OC because I thought of it myself but I feel like someone else may have also thought of it at some point in time.

#New Jersey #New York #Vampire #Q&A

If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Delaware+2 more

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

#New Jersey #Q&A

Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements

#Sandy #New Jersey #Q&A

Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet.

#New York #New Jersey #Food #Q&A

What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice.

#New Jersey #Q&A

What Did Delaware? -She wore her New Jersey! Why did California? -She called to ask Hawaii. Where did Chicago? -The same place Oregon Where has Oregon? I don't know but Alaska. She said she went to pay her Texas. What did Missisip? She sipped a Minnesota. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas How did Wisconsin? He robbed an Oklahoma using a Kentucky.

#Delaware #New Jersey #California #Hawaii+4 more

Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

#New Jersey #Q&A

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first

#California #New Jersey #Q&A

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps? New Jersey got to pick first

#New York #New Jersey #Q&A

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one.

#Kobe Bryant #New Jersey #Q&A

If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Delaware+3 more

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

#New Jersey #Garden State #Money #Driving+1 more

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey? Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

#New Jersey #Sports #Q&A

What did Delaware? A New Jersey

#Delaware #New Jersey #Q&A

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey? Garbage gets picked up!

#New Jersey #Q&A

A guy went into a shop to complain about his recent purchase. "I don't think much of these energy-saving lightbulbs," he said. "I still have to get up and switch them on." A group of scientists warned that because of global warming, sea levels will rise so much that some parts of New Jersey will be under water. The bad news? Parts of New Jersey won't be under water. Conan O'Brien

#Conan Obrien #New Jersey