Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first.

How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey? With a New York steak. Edit: I want to say this is OC because I thought of it myself but I feel like someone else may have also thought of it at some point in time.

Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet.

A Joke for Hockey Fans A Devils fan, a Rangers fan and an Islanders fan are all standing at the edge of a cliff, staring death in the face. The Devils fan screams out ""this is for New Jersey!"" and proceeds to jump, plummeting to his death. The Islanders fan then screams out ""this is for New York!"" and shoves the Rangers fan off the cliff.