Muhammad Ali Jokes

"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)

Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay""

Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore.

So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend.

So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's

Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow. Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover.

I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated.

Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he.

strange love! Muhammad Ali said that he loved human beings but every time he beat the shit out of every human in the ring. I guess love finds many ways to express itself.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

I was standing at a urinal taking a leak when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals.

The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay

""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The ""disturbance"" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman ""I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."" The giant nodded. ""If I had some chains"" the deputy continued ""you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't y…

(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt. When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger. Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve Negroes". Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my damn cheeseburger".

Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and Floyd Mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria. If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.

Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights? That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.

I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead? He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay