Ali Jokes

Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects 2 to 3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of 10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali :- 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of 10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have …

Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?

Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!

I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count.

I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons

There's Mayweather the welterweight, Mike Tyson the heavyweight... then there's Muhammad Ali the dead weight. ^^^^^Yes ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this. Keep floating Ali

Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest.

The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.

I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali.

Elton john and muhammed ali once had an exihibition match... And elton won...knocked ali out in the first round...and from that day on everyone knew to be wary of his fruity punch.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said "" my wife was reading a ""tale of two cities"" and she gave birth to twins"" ""That's funny"" the second man remarked ""my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"" The third man shouted ""Good God I have to rush home!"" When asked what the problem was he exclaimed "" When I left the house my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves""!!!

(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt. When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger. Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve Negroes". Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my damn cheeseburger".

Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali

What's Shaking? Not Ali....

Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! 1697. Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! 1698. Knock Knock Who's there? Alice! Alice who? I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!