Mrs Jokes

Einstein: Honey, I finally finished my paper on space! Mrs. Einstein: It’s about time, Albert. Einstein: Holy cow! How did you know?

took my wife to a swingers club. ( copied from r/maariage) I took my wife to a swingers club, I hope this wasn’t a huge mistake. So after talking it over for the past few months my wife finally agreed to go with me to a swingers club. She wore a really cute skirt, so I knew she was more excited than she let on. Anyway, we got there and the hostess greeted us and instantly could tell she was nervous so she offered us the use of a more private area so we could watch some of the other people …

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you…

I was engaged to be married 5 times, but never made it to the altar.. That's a lot of near Mrs

The Mrs. says I’m spending too much time browsing Reddit and not enough with her. Guess I gotta work on my lurk-wife balance.

Accountant Joke The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?" Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir." The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked the marketing director, "Mrs. Schmitt, what is two plus two?" Mrs. Schmitt, also looking confused, replied, "Jones is right, Sir. Two plus two is four." The CEO said, "Hmmm..." Then he asked…

Einstein: I finally finished my theory about space. Mrs. Einstein: It’s about time. Einstein: Wow! How did you know that?

I've never been married But I've had a few near Mrs.

The Mrs just said Gavin from Autoglass came round & injected special resin into her crack. I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car

What idiot coined the term ex-fiancé Instead of near-Mrs

Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate... ""Mrs. Clinton

One from Australia for you… The Mrs and I had a huge bust up. She screamed at me to pack my bags and GTFO. I was all packed up and about to get out the door when she said "I wish you a long and painful death, you bastard!" "So, what? You want me to stay now?" I replied.