A frog goes into a bank. . . . . . and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whak. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whak, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."" Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says ""$30,000."" The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000…

""Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there's no doubt about it: you're pregnant."" Carla was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results. ""Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there's no doubt about it: you're pregnant."" ""Impossible,"" she cried,…

Joke by former president Calvin Coolidge The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, ""Dozens of times each day."" Mrs. Coolidge said, ""Tell that to the President when he comes by."" Upon being told, the President asked, ""Same hen every time?"" The reply was, ""Oh, no, Mr. Pre…

""She's a Veterinarian."" Every Sunday morning a little old lady places $1,000 in the donation box at church. After a few weeks the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approaches her. ""Mrs. Smythe, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the donation box.'"" ""Why yes,"" she replied, ""every week my daughter sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."" ""That's wonderful, how much does she send you?"" ""At least $2,000 a week."" ""And what does she do for a livi…