Mrs Fisher Jokes

Sixth-grade teacher Mrs. Fisher, the sixth-grade teacher, tells the class that today they're going to have a spelling bee. Instructing the first kid to stand up, she asks, ""Robert, what does your father do for a living? Say it nice and clearly, and then spell it out."" ""My father's a baker,"" answers Robert. ""B-A-K-E-R-R."" ""That's not quite right, Robert. Try again,"" chides Mrs. Fisher gently. ""B-A . . ."" says Robert, thinking hard, ""K-E-R."" ""Very good. Now, Cecily?"" ""Doctor. D-O-C-…

Two women are sitting in a coffee shop. Two women are sitting in a coffee shop, discussing gardening and their lawns. ""I love my husband when he cuts the yard. It smells and looks great. Why don't you get your husband to cut the lawn?"" The first women, Mrs. Lankershin, says. ""Oh, well, I've been treating my lawn pretty rough lately. No ones been cutting it."" The second, Mrs. Fisher, replies. ""Really? It must be looking terrible by now!"" Mrs. Fisher takes a short sip of her coffee. ""It has…

The missing sugar bowl Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Jacob's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jacob and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's though…