Jacobs Jokes

Jacob's 5th birthday. He wants to be a doctor as his parents. 5th birthday of Jacob who wants to be a doctor as his parents. His mom is a 'Ear Nose And Throat' doctor. His father is gynecologist. Guests approach Jacob with gifts asking if he want to be a 'Ear Nose And Throat' doctor as his mom or a gynecologist as his dad. Jacob thought about it a little then said: I want to be gynecologist. Why would you, they asked in astonishment. Cause I have no idea about ears and noses. Jacob replied.

Two Jewish friends... Kaleb and Jacob are drinking tee together. Jacobs wife brings them some of her special biscuits and Kaleb takes a great liking to them. After a while Jacob asks him ""would you like another?"" ""No, i can't; i must have had 4 already"" answered Kabel. ""Five actually, but who's counting.""

The missing sugar bowl Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Jacob's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jacob and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's though…