First Women Jokes

There are three blonde women trapped on an island ...A magic genie lamp appears and gives them all a wish, the first women wishes to become and redhead, she builds a raft and paddles off the island. The second wants to be a little smarter than the first and wishes to become a brunette, she sees a yacht and sails off the island. The last blonde is determined to be smarter than the rest and wishes to become a man...he then walks over the bridge

Three Nuns Three nuns died in a car accident. On the way to heaven, there was a man who said ""To go to heaven you must each answer a question."" So the first nuns question was who was the first man in earth. She replied ""Oh, that's easy the first man on earth was Adam."" The second nuns question was who was the first woman on earth. She replied ""Oh, that's simple the first women on earth was Eve."" The last nuns question was what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam. Her reply was ""Oh, …

Two women are sitting in a coffee shop. Two women are sitting in a coffee shop, discussing gardening and their lawns. ""I love my husband when he cuts the yard. It smells and looks great. Why don't you get your husband to cut the lawn?"" The first women, Mrs. Lankershin, says. ""Oh, well, I've been treating my lawn pretty rough lately. No ones been cutting it."" The second, Mrs. Fisher, replies. ""Really? It must be looking terrible by now!"" Mrs. Fisher takes a short sip of her coffee. ""It has…

3 women are about to be executed by firing squad. There is a redhead, a brunette and of course a blonde the first women, the redhead stand up and faces the guns, the commander says ""ready? Aim,"" suddenly the redhead yells ""tsunami!"" And as all the solders look around she runs away. Next is the brunette she takes her places in the line the commanding officer says ""ready? Aim,"" the brunette suddenly yells ""avalanche!"" And then as all the solders look around she runs away. Next up is the bl…

A man is drunk in a bar, Across the bar he sees three heavy set women, speaking with Scottish sounding accents. He makes his way to the women and asks; "Excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland?" The first women gets mad and yells "It's Wales, you ass! Wales!" The man the replies. "I'm sorry, are you three whales from Scotland?"