First Nuns Jokes

Three Nuns Three nuns died in a car accident. On the way to heaven, there was a man who said ""To go to heaven you must each answer a question."" So the first nuns question was who was the first man in earth. She replied ""Oh, that's easy the first man on earth was Adam."" The second nuns question was who was the first woman on earth. She replied ""Oh, that's simple the first women on earth was Eve."" The last nuns question was what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam. Her reply was ""Oh, …

2 nuns were smoking when it started to rain... The first nun takes out a condom and cuts off the end and slides it over her cigarette and continues smoking. The second nun notices that it is keeping the first nuns cigarette dry and asks "where'd you get that?" "From the Pharmacy" replied the first nun. So the second nun heads down to the pharmacy and asks the clerk for a pack of condoms. "What size do you need" asked the clerk. The nun replied - "Large enough to fit a Camel"