Mrs Adams Jokes

Carpet matches the curtains 10 year olds Andy, Ben, and Chuck are having lunch at school on Monday morning and Andy says, ""My Pa said that Mrs. Jones carpet doesn't match the curtains. What does that mean?"" Ben informs him that it is when a lady's pubic hair doesn't match the hair on her head. Chuck proposes that they see if their respective teachers, Mrs Adams, Ms Brown, and Mrs Carter have matching carpet and curtains. The boys spend the week trying to peek up their teachers' skirts. They me…

Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation She tells the judge ""my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."" ""Herman, is this true? ""Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."" ""Alright, alright. I've heard enough from you. Mrs. Adams. I award $1,000 in punitive damages from Mr. Franklin. Furthermore, Mr. Franklin I'm issuing a court order to cea…