Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation She tells the judge ""my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."" ""Herman, is this true? ""Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."" ""Alright, alright. I've heard enough from you. Mrs. Adams. I award $1,000 in punitive damages from Mr. Franklin. Furthermore, Mr. Franklin I'm issuing a court order to cease calling Mrs. Adams a fat pig."" ""Your honor. May I call a fat pig Mrs. Adams?"" ""Yes, I suppose that falls under your first amendment rights."" Herman takes out his checkbook and writes her a check for $2,000. ""Congratulations on your victory, Mrs. Adams.""