Monty Jokes

A cute little girl goes to a pet store. She walks up to an attendant and asks ""do you have any bunny wabbits?"" The attendant looks at her and says ""sure little girl, would you like a white bunny wabbit, or a black bunny wabbit?"" The cute little girl looks up at him and says ""i weally dont fink my python Monty gives a thit.""

I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.

Aristotle and Plato walk into a bar They are debating plenism, the physics of the void and how true emptiness could possibly exist in a world of matter that would immediately fill it, when Aristotle’s friend Nathan comes in with his dog. It is a borzoi. “Is that a new dog?” asks Aristotle. “Yeah, this is Monty” says Nathan. “Didn’t you already have a borzoi?” asks Plato. “Yeah - three actually. But they’re so much fun, big old goofballs! He’s got a brother and sister at home too. And I got rec…

I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version...