Aristotle and Plato walk into a bar
They are debating plenism, the physics of the void and how true emptiness could possibly exist in a world of matter that would immediately fill it, when Aristotle’s friend Nathan comes in with his dog. It is a borzoi.
“Is that a new dog?” asks Aristotle.
“Yeah, this is Monty” says Nathan.
“Didn’t you already have a borzoi?” asks Plato.
“Yeah - three actually. But they’re so much fun, big old goofballs! He’s got a brother and sister at home too. And I got rec…