Minnesota Vikings Jokes

Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.

An owl, A Native American, and rapper Lil Jon walk into a bar... The bartender asks the gathered public if they've seen the Minnesota Vikings win the superbowl recently, but he has a combination of a lisp, a thick accent, a stutter, and his voice is rather soft by default, so it is difficult to hear him speak. The owl goes: ""WHO??"" Lil Jon says: ""WHAT??"" A Minnesota Vikings fan says: ""When?"" An out-of-state foreigner says: ""Where?"" The Native American greets everyone with: ""How."" Barte…

What do The Minnesota Vikings and the Rev. Billy Graham have in common? They are the only two things on the face of the planet that can make 60,000 people on a Sunday jump to their feet and shout ""Jesus Christ!""

A Chicago Bears' fan, a Minnesota Viking's fan, and a Detroit Lions' fan find a genie in a bar... The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of vodka the bartender opens. [](/sp) The genie says to the bartender: ""Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true."" The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar. [](/sp) Seein…

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the Tl. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat o…

The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl