I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')

Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder. This is the place for wordplay, right?

An owl, A Native American, and rapper Lil Jon walk into a bar... The bartender asks the gathered public if they've seen the Minnesota Vikings win the superbowl recently, but he has a combination of a lisp, a thick accent, a stutter, and his voice is rather soft by default, so it is difficult to hear him speak. The owl goes: ""WHO??"" Lil Jon says: ""WHAT??"" A Minnesota Vikings fan says: ""When?"" An out-of-state foreigner says: ""Where?"" The Native American greets everyone with: ""How."" Barte…

What do The Minnesota Vikings and the Rev. Billy Graham have in common? They are the only two things on the face of the planet that can make 60,000 people on a Sunday jump to their feet and shout ""Jesus Christ!""