A Chicago Bears' fan, a Minnesota Viking's fan, and a Detroit Lions' fan find a genie in a bar... The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of vodka the bartender opens. [](/sp) The genie says to the bartender: ""Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true."" The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar. [](/sp) Seeing this, the genie says: ""Well, it looks like he's not waking up. You three gentlemen are the only here, so you'll have to split the wishes to 1 each. What do your hearts most desire?"" [](/sp) The Chicago Bears' fan says: ""I want all Minnesota Vikings' fans were shot and thrown out of a bridge."" [](/sp) The Minnesota Vikings' fan says: ""Oh yeah, well I want all Chicago Bears' fans were lynched and choked to death."" [](/sp) They kept battling each other, throwing one insult after another. Meanwhile, the genie turned to the Detroit Lions' fan and asks the same question: ""What do you wish for ?"" [](/sp) The 3rd fan says: ""Me? I want a cup of coffee.""