Middle School Jokes

Classic from Middle School George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman are riding together on an airplane. They get to talking about how they want to be remembered. Lincoln says ""I'd like to help the poor, so I'll throw a penny with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" He throws a penny out the plane window. Washington then says ""I, too, want to help the poor, but I want to give more, so I'll throw a quarter with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" Truman fina…

Request; White People Jokes It's okay, I'm white. I hear way too many racist jokes targeting, what America calls, minorities. I want to mix it up a bit. I'm pretty sure there will be a lot of jokes about shootings, which I love, but it's the only jokes I hear, so bonus points to you if you're actually clever. Anything from Middle School humor, to NSFW, don't hold back!

An Ol' Timer is passing on his wisdom to a Young'n... and they get to talking about the generational gap in the fashion industry. ""Back in my day,"" says the old fogey, ""we kept our shoes shined and our handkerchiefs squared."" ""Well, we keep our shoes clean and don't let em crease!"" retorts the lad. ""Hmnph. You kids all dress like you live on the streets. When was the last time you wore a tie?"" The kid chirps up ""I wore a tie to my middle school graduation!"" ""Middle school graduation, …

What did the Morton's salt girl become when she went to Middle School? A Salteen

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life? Middle school.