An Ol' Timer is passing on his wisdom to a Young'n... and they get to talking about the generational gap in the fashion industry. ""Back in my day,"" says the old fogey, ""we kept our shoes shined and our handkerchiefs squared."" ""Well, we keep our shoes clean and don't let em crease!"" retorts the lad. ""Hmnph. You kids all dress like you live on the streets. When was the last time you wore a tie?"" The kid chirps up ""I wore a tie to my middle school graduation!"" ""Middle school graduation, lord save me,"" snorts gramps, ""Well, with kids you age wearing their pants around their ankles, I guess this needs to be asked. Do you wear boxershorts or briefs?"" ""I wear boxers. What do you wear?"" asks the youngster. ""Depends.""