What did the Morton's salt girl become when she went to Middle School? A Salteen

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay.

Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?

Do you want to play the PNG government drinking game? Every time there's a student protest, you take 100 shots.