Londons Heathrow Airport Jokes

My German friend arrived at London’s Heathrow Airport. The customs officer said to him: “Name?” “Franz Lindenberg.” “Occupation?” “No. Just visiting.”

Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York and taking his seat as he settled in

How do we know that Hitler was a lousy golfer? Because he never did get out of the bunker. According to a new book about Adolf Hitler, he suffered from chronic gas. Apparently he had chronic gas so often that he would constantly leave a room if he had a problem. You know Hitler: he didn't want to offend anyone. Jay Leno A German arrived at London's Heathrow Airport. The customs officer said to him: "Name?" "Kurt Schnellinger." "Occupation?" "No. Just visiting."

Two days before Christmas, Jim was flying from London's Heathrow Airport to Washington, DC, to visit his wife, who worked in the United States. He arrived at Heathrow to find the entire terminal decked in green and red, complete with tacky elves, Santas, reindeer, snowmen and Christmas trees wherever he looked. Meanwhile, between announcements of flight delays and cancellations, the loudspeakers blared out tinny renditions of Christmas carols. As he checked-in his luggage, having queued for the …