How do we know that Hitler was a lousy golfer? Because he never did get out of the bunker. According to a new book about Adolf Hitler, he suffered from chronic gas. Apparently he had chronic gas so often that he would constantly leave a room if he had a problem. You know Hitler: he didn't want to offend anyone. Jay Leno A German arrived at London's Heathrow Airport. The customs officer said to him: "Name?" "Kurt Schnellinger." "Occupation?" "No. Just visiting."