Rock and Roll Joke Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar. Kurt ambles over to Jerry and says, ""So, this is what heaven is like, huh?"" Jerry looks up and says, ""Heaven?"" Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down behind the drum kit and says, ""OK everybody -- 'Rainy Day…

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Unicorn hunting... Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, β€œSo, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, β€œI hunt unicorns.” Paul was startled, but said, β€œReally? How do you do that?” Kurt replied, β€œI find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.” Paul said, β€œBoy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen one.” Kurt said, β€œYeah, and there …

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How do we know that Hitler was a lousy golfer? Because he never did get out of the bunker. According to a new book about Adolf Hitler, he suffered from chronic gas. Apparently he had chronic gas so often that he would constantly leave a room if he had a problem. You know Hitler: he didn't want to offend anyone. Jay Leno A German arrived at London's Heathrow Airport. The customs officer said to him: "Name?" "Kurt Schnellinger." "Occupation?" "No. Just visiting."

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