I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling

What do you call a quadriplegic... What do you call a quadriplegic in the swimming pool? > Bob. What do you call a quadriplegic at your doorstep? > Matt. What do you call a quadriplegic at the museum? > Art. What do you call a pair of quadriplegics in front of a window? > Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod

I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling.