Franz Jokes

Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.

This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?

The prisoners During WWI, a german soldier sits in his trench, minding his own business, when he hears a voice from the trench next to him: ""Franz, come quickly! I took 10 frenchmen as prisoners!"" ""That's great, bring them over in my trench!"" I can't! They won't let me go!""

The metamorphosis One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out ""Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"" Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transformed into a giant beetle, six legs and antenna and all. She cries ""Oh papa, papa. Come look at what has happened to our dear boy"" The father comes into the room. Takes a look at his only so…

Gay Joseph and Gay Franz The gay jew Joseph was locked up at the Auschwitz concentration camp. ""Luckily"" he and his SO had been able to both get in the same camp and keep the relationship a secret. Along came the day when Franz was the first one to be picked out by the death squads and sent of to his doom at the crematorium. Kicking and screaming they dragged Franz away from Joseph, one after another the very unlucky followed Franz to their destiny. After they fired up the ovens and Joseph had…

My German friend arrived at London’s Heathrow Airport. The customs officer said to him: “Name?” “Franz Lindenberg.” “Occupation?” “No. Just visiting.”

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle.