Jill Jokes

""Jill look out the window..."" ""...there's a horse in our yard."" ""No Jack, it's not a horse, it's a cow!"" ""I said look out the window, not in the mirror!""

A joke about planes So, Jack and Jill were just married, both age 20, and go to this funfair, which offers a plane ride for 20. Jack: Please, can we go? I've always wanted to fly on a plane! Jill: I'm sorry Jack. 20, is 20 20 years later, they go to the same funfair, have fun on the rides, until they come across the plane. Jack: Please Jill! We're not that poor! Jill: Jack, face it, 20, is 20. And so when they go 15 years later, at the age of 55, Jack still want to go. Jack: Jill, I want to go o…

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50

Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?

So this guy says... Jack and Jill went up the hill, with a pail. Because Jack was hoping to get tail. Top of the hill they both reached, Jill found her defenses were breached. That's how Jack ended up a she-male.

A small business fell on hard times and the owner knew that the only way for his company to survive, he would have to let one of his employees go. He struggled with the decision for weeks. Jack was always willing to put in the extra hours to get the job done right and Jill was talented and intelligent, just the kinds of people that any small business needs. He confided in Jill, hoping that maybe she would know how to fix the company without any firings. He said, ""Hey Jill, listen. I either need…

Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a ""marriage of the 90's"" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, ""Poached? I wanted scrambled!"" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. ""Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this…

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, ""Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."" John says, ""Well, give me some examples."" Jill proceeds to tell him, ""Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. ""The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperi…

Jill tells her husband ""Jack that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning when he leaves the house he kisses her goodbye and every evening when he comes homes he brings her a dozen roses. Now why can't you do that?"" ""Gosh"" Jack says ""why I hardly know the girl.""

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home.

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. ""What happened this time?"" he asked. ""My brakes went out"" Jill said. ""Can you come to get me?"" ""Where are you?"" John asked. ""I'm in the drugstore"" Jill responded. ""And where's the car?"" John asked. Jill replied ""It's in here with me.""

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill but making heavy weather of it. At the top Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on or we'd have slid all the way back down!'

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?

Another Jack and Jill joke Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do ya wanna?" Jill said "Yes" Took off her dress and they had a little fun, But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE THAT? Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl." [Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=161#mainBody)

Jack and Jill went up a hill Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can lick her candy.

Jack or Jill A small business owner had money problems and had to let an employee go

The bro code Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning

Psychiatrists observe two patients at a mental institution... Jack and Jill

The boss of a small company has two employees Jack and Jill…