Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.

"Chill out." - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in.

If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe

If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck.