Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7

What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.