Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.

"Chill out." - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in.

What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.