A small business fell on hard times and the owner knew that the only way for his company to survive, he would have to let one of his employees go. He struggled with the decision for weeks. Jack was always willing to put in the extra hours to get the job done right and Jill was talented and intelligent, just the kinds of people that any small business needs. He confided in Jill, hoping that maybe she would know how to fix the company without any firings. He said, ""Hey Jill, listen. I either need to lay you or Jack off."" Jill replied, ""I'm really tired. Could you just jack off?""