The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.

Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.

Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed

"Chill out." - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in.