John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, ""Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."" John says, ""Well, give me some examples."" Jill proceeds to tell him, ""Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. ""The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperi…