Jewish Brothers Jokes

Two Jewish brothers go to see the Pope... This was the last joke told by my great grandfather before he died. Two Jewish brothers who owned a very successful bakery, Rosen's, went to see the Pope. They got through to his chamber, and the Pope asked what he could do for them. They said, ""We have an offer for you. We will pay you 1 million dollars if you change two words of the Lord's prayer."" The Pope replied that he could not do that. The brothers offered 5 million dollars. The Pope said that …

Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered. Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, ""I had a big house built for Mama."" The second said, ""I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."" The third said, ""I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a chauffeur."" Th…

Four Jewish brothers Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered.  Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."  The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."  The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a…

Two Jewish brothers are walking down the street. They pass a Protestant church whose sign read "Convert to Christianity, Receive $2000". One of the brothers said "I'm going in there to check this out" His brother says "You can't possibly be thinking about converting to Christianity! This is your people this is your heritage!" his brother says "No no, I'm just going to see why they're doing it" After two hours he comes out of the church and says to his brother "I have converted to Christianity, …

Two Jewish brothers are walking down the street. They pass a Protestant church whose sign read ""Convert to Christianity