Protestant Church Jokes

This old man buys feeder fish from my work and often tells jokes like this... So a Islamic mosque, a Jewish temple, and a Protestant church all need a new paint job. Each one hires the same man to paint their building since he does a decent job at a fair price. So the man gets to work on the mosque and does a few layers and finishes up. The next day he starts on the temple and follows the same routine. The last day he is about to finish the Protestant building when he realizes that he is tired a…

Two Jewish brothers are walking down the street. They pass a Protestant church whose sign read "Convert to Christianity, Receive $2000". One of the brothers said "I'm going in there to check this out" His brother says "You can't possibly be thinking about converting to Christianity! This is your people this is your heritage!" his brother says "No no, I'm just going to see why they're doing it" After two hours he comes out of the church and says to his brother "I have converted to Christianity, …

Two Jewish brothers are walking down the street. They pass a Protestant church whose sign read ""Convert to Christianity