Two Jewish brothers are walking down the street. They pass a Protestant church whose sign read "Convert to Christianity, Receive $2000". One of the brothers said "I'm going in there to check this out" His brother says "You can't possibly be thinking about converting to Christianity! This is your people this is your heritage!" his brother says "No no, I'm just going to see why they're doing it" After two hours he comes out of the church and says to his brother "I have converted to Christianity, …

Two Jewish brothers go to see the Pope... This was the last joke told by my great grandfather before he died. Two Jewish brothers who owned a very successful bakery, Rosen's, went to see the Pope. They got through to his chamber, and the Pope asked what he could do for them. They said, ""We have an offer for you. We will pay you 1 million dollars if you change two words of the Lord's prayer."" The Pope replied that he could not do that. The brothers offered 5 million dollars. The Pope said that …

This old man buys feeder fish from my work and often tells jokes like this... So a Islamic mosque, a Jewish temple, and a Protestant church all need a new paint job. Each one hires the same man to paint their building since he does a decent job at a fair price. So the man gets to work on the mosque and does a few layers and finishes up. The next day he starts on the temple and follows the same routine. The last day he is about to finish the Protestant building when he realizes that he is tired a…

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