Jack Nicklaus Jokes

Golf Match. The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. ""Your holiness,"" said one of the Cardinals, ""Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."" The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. ""Not to worry,"" said the Cardinal, ""we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We…

Jack & Stevie Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, ""How's the singing career going?"" Stevie Wonder says, ""Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"" Nicklaus replies, ""Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."" ""I always find that when my swin…

A golf joke. The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. ""Your holiness,"" said one of the Cardinals, ""Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."" The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. ""Not to worry,"" said the Cardinal, ""we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... W…

An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed. ""Hey,"" called the girl from beneath the covers, ""where do you think you're going? Arnold P…

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres the former leader of Israel. ""Your holiness"" said one of the Cardinals ""Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match."" The Pope was greatly disturbed as he had never held a golf club in his life. ""Not to worry"" said the Cardinal ""we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!"" Ever…

Golf Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?" Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now." "I always find that when my swing goes wrong …