The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres the former leader of Israel. ""Your holiness"" said one of the Cardinals ""Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match."" The Pope was greatly disturbed as he had never held a golf club in his life. ""Not to worry"" said the Cardinal ""we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!"" Ever…