An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed. ""Hey,"" called the girl from beneath the covers, ""where do you think you're going? Arnold Palmer wouldn't leave so early."" At that he the golfer stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they'd made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on. ""What are you up to?"" she called. ""Jack Nicklaus wouldn't think of leaving now."" So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed her a third time, and afterward he started to get dressed. ""C'mon, you can't leave yet,"" protested the girl. ""Tiger Woods wouldn't call it a day."" ""Lady, would you tell me one thing?"" asked the golfer, looking at her very seriously. ""What's par for this hole?""