Island The Jokes

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two.

Four women are at a restaurant, one gets up to use the restroom. While she's gone, the other three decide to talk about their sons. The first one says, ""My son is a doctor. He graduated top of his class and bought his best friend his own private plane."" The second one says, ""My son is a scientist on the verge of a cure for cancer. He has so much money he bought his best friend a private island."" The third one said, ""My son is a world renowned architect. He's designed many of the greatest bu…

Once, long ago, there were two nation... The nation called Archimedal was in the west, with rich resources and beautiful forests and rivers and mountains. The nation of Newtonia, in the east, was much more industrialized. They had factories and cities, and all their forests had been razed for lumber. They were at war with each. Archimedal wished to learn the industrial techniques of Newtonia, and Newtonia longed to acquire the vast resources of Archimedal. Unfortunately, between the two nations …

Three blondes are lost after a shipwreck... After the shipwreck, they wake up at a deserted island. They don't know what to do, tired and hungry, when one of them find a shining object lying on the beach. It is a golden lamp. After a couple of hours, one of the blondes has the idea to rub the lamp. Surprisingly, a genie appears. ""You have three wishes"", he says to the blondes. After noticing that they are blondes, he completes ""That is one wish for each"". The first blonde says ""I wish a was…

An engineer a physicist and an actuary are on a stranded island... The have nothing but cans of beans. The engineer says, let's build a contraption that will drop a rock on the can at an angle that will open the can. The actuary says that the beans will spill everywhere. The physicist says, let's build a fire, heat up the cans of beans so that they expand. The actuary says, the cans will explode and we won't be able to collect them. The actuary goes, why don't we just assume we have a can opener…

An American, a Brit, and a Japanese guy are stranded on a desert Island... ...the American says, "We're great at running the world, so I'll be President of the island." The Brit says, "We do whatever you blokes say, so I'll be Vice President." The American starts drawing out plans to build shelter and explaining them to the Brit. The Japanese guy asks, "Wait, what about me?" "Umm, you can be in charge of supplies." So the Japanese guy goes off into the jungle and the American and Brit commence…

One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank... He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over from the other s…