Four women are at a restaurant, one gets up to use the restroom. While she's gone, the other three decide to talk about their sons. The first one says, ""My son is a doctor. He graduated top of his class and bought his best friend his own private plane."" The second one says, ""My son is a scientist on the verge of a cure for cancer. He has so much money he bought his best friend a private island."" The third one said, ""My son is a world renowned architect. He's designed many of the greatest building achievements today. He has more money than he knows what to do with so he bought his best friend a mansion in Switzerland."" About this time the fourth woman comes back and asks what they were talking about. They all reply they were talking about their sons, and wanted to know about hers. She replies, ""My son is gay."" In shock they all apologize and say ""that must be awful!"" The fourth woman replies, ""It's not that bad, one of his lovers bought him a private jet. Another one of his lovers bought him a private island, and his other lover bought him a Swiss mansion.""