I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.

I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me

Me: "I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please." Man: "That isn't how a food bank works, sir."

Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts.