Harriet Tubman Jokes

if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said "whos harriet tubman"

Kids: *jumping on me* WAKE UP Me: I'm woke Kids: How woke? Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person. It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, ""Hurry it up, man!"" Credit: my wife

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20. 100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20.

The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market.

I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again.

Twenty on Tubman So I hear that Harriet Tubman is going to be the first woman ever illustrated on the twenty dollar bill. Wow! That's great. It's nice to see woman finally getting the recognition they deserve. I just have one question. Is it going to still be worth a full 20 dollars or is it going to only be worth like $18.75.

Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill...

Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?

I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value

Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem

A joke my brother said regarding Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill. I don't know why they're putting her on the bill, she didn't do anything for politics. They should put Rosa Parks on the bill, but on the back.

I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill. It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12.

I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin

All the new US currency bills and coins have been announced! $0.60 w/ Barack Obama. $3 Oprah Winfrey. $6 Martin Luther King Jr. $12 Harriet Tubman. $60 Rosa Parks. Bills with white people will remain the same value.

Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama? Because if that were the case, you'd never get change.

Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now.

Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20? Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?

Did you guys see the new $12 bill? I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!

Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12

Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?

All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills.

Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80