Harriet Jokes

if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said "whos harriet tubman"

It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..

Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground.

this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash

A woman walked in to a pet shop... ... to buy some food for her dog, while in the pet shop she saw a parrot for only 3 where as the others where 30, she asked the shop keeper why it was so cheap and he said ""Legally when we sell any animal we need to inform the customer of where it came from and this parrot came from a brothel that got closed down and that puts people off buying it. However this parrot can say hello and learn everyone's name it meets"" she thought for a second and then decided …

""Now my motto in life"" said the school chaplain ""is work hard play hard and pray hard. How about you Harriet?"" ""My motto is let bygones be bygones."" ""That's good. Why did you choose that?"" ""Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!""

Spelling bee in heaven. A married woman named Harriet was very ill and passed away. When she ascended into heaven, an angel was waiting for her. The angel said, "You can be allowed into heaven, if you spell a word for me." Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?" "The word is love." "L-O-V-E, love." Harriet spells. "Welcome to heaven, but before you go in, can you watch the gate for me? I have to go do something. If someone comes up you know what to do" the angel asks. "Okay," and the angel f…

So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent