Red Hot Chili Peppers Jokes

I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song

*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear.

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What did Anthony Kiedis say to the caterers who attempted to place an assortment of chips and dips near his table when the Red Hot Chili Peppers performed at the Grammys? ""MOVE IT OVER THERE CUZ IM A DOUBLE DIPPAH""

The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes.

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die? Ghost Peppers.